Want to celebrate the Royal Wedding in style but have nothing to wear? Here is the answer to your dilemma: Royal Wedding Commemorative Condoms. The perfect thing for that big knight when, as the ad copy says, you “lie back and think of England.”
Perfect for all occasions, whether you’re planning a simple “bucket and spade” holiday or are out looking for new empires to conquer, these are the condoms you need. Like the SAS, they will provide cover when you’re going in hot…
What? An analogy too far?
And I thought I had gone over the top by buying a commemorative tea cup.
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An article about them: